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It was a lot worse than it lookedIf anyone has any doubts that Michael Jackson was in a bad way before his death, the Coroner's report released today should erase them. There were anxiety meds, panic attack meds, muscle relaxers, anti-depressants and enough Propofol to sedate the Budweiser Clydesdales, and all of it was supposedly Michael's. He must have been in a drug-induced stupor 24-7. How sad that his children's last memories of him are of a drug-addled bag of bones. I hope at least the nannies had the sense to shield them from Daddy's drug den.

While Papa Joe, Randy and the other Jackson outcasts threw themselves in front of any camera they saw, Dr. Conrad Murray was arraigned and charged with involuntary manslaughter in the superstar's death. He plead not guilty and bailed out with a warning from the judge not to over-medicate any more people to death. Giving Michael Jackson Propofol like that, and then leaving him unattended to go chat on the phone, was horribly negligent. The doctor had to know there were serious risks; otherwise why would he have drugs on hand to counteract the effects of sedatives. You know, to jumpstart his heart again if he needed it.

HATE YOU ALLDid I say gay sex? I meant gay sex rumors. In no way did I mean that Howard K. is being prosecuted for buggery or indecent exposure in a parking garage or anything like that. I would never. He's very, very touchy about rumors like that. He tends to get all litigious and shit. I guess living in your mom's basement can do that to a guy.

And once you get the little guy dander's up you can never get rid of him. Just ask Rita Cosby. It's not bad enough that she blew up her career putting all her eggs in the Anna Nicole basket - the book was ... meh ... and Howard K. is still suing her. And now the bad little rash has been given the green light in his defamation suit against Crosby for, among other things, her allegations that Stern got it on with Larry Birkhead, Danielynn's father. It was even said to be on videotape, and that Anna got off watching it.

I don't know where Rita Cosby got her information, but she better be able to produce or Howard K. can grab a slice of whatever she's got left of her book money. He was originally suing for $60 million; I doubt she's got that but I'm sure he's got no problem taking whatever he can get his hands on. Anything's better than getting a real job.

MurdererLet's not gild the lily here. Everyone knows Howard K. Douche, with the help of two greedy and unscrupulous doctors, used massive amounts of dope to keep Anna Nicole under control. Something happened though, down in the Bahamas after little Danielynn was born. Just days later Anna's beloved son Daniel OD'd right there in the room with her.

When Anna went back to Florida she was in terrible shape. Hopelessly addicted to multiple narcotics and riddled with untreated infections, she finally succumbed to a massive overdose on February 8, 2007.

Did Daniel and then Anna stumble onto something Howard didn't want anyone to know? He had her under such a spell that she even claimed Danielynn was his baby and he choreographed a hideously fake wedding ceremony on a boat in the Bahamas. Good thing it wasn't legally binding or Danielynn would be stuck in a foster home somewhere ... or worse.

Finally the authorities are starting to investigate the murky circumstances around Anna's death. Following the arrest of Howard K. and the docs in LA, Florida just announced they're reopening their investigation as well. Surely all those trained law enforcement professionals don't think it's merely coincidental that Howard was always around when these things happened. If they can prove he gave her all those drugs they might just have a case.

Just for you, HowardWhat money? I'm not talking about the old geezer's estate. I'm talking about the thousands Howard was siphoning from her accounts as he drugged her to death. How do you think he's been supporting himself? Nobody believes it was a coincidence he was out when she died: he didn't let her pee unattended. I think he administered a whopping fatal dose and went for a stroll until it was over.

It's taken two years, but justice is finally being served in the tragic death of poor Anna who was more than a little bananas. The world's most shameless and despicable enabler was charged with obtaining the drugs he used to control and manipulate her. He and the two doctors repeatedly and excessively furnished thousands of prescription pills to Anna Nicole Smith, often for no legitimate medical purpose," said California Attorney General Jerry Brown. None of the 11 drugs found in Anna's room were prescribed to her: eight were prescribed to Howard, two were to someone else and one was even in her one of the doctors' names.

These people were all in this together. They even gave her methadone when she was eight months pregnant! Poor Anna never had a chance. I hope the doctors lose their licenses, and I hope that Howard gets the stiffest sentence possible, but most of all, I hope that Anna can rest in peace a little now.

Gone too soonThey've never been able to find any evidence to implicate him.

He was present for Daniel's death in his mother's hospital room just days after baby Danielynn was born. He even propped Anna's dead son up next to her for the most gruesome photo betrayal of them all. During Daniel's inquest Howard testified that he did that for Anna's sake and at her behest, but he had enough methadone and other drugs coursing through her veins that she had lost her compos mentis long ago. It's even been said that he took the time to funnel some funds out of her accounts and into his before he left her Seminole hotel room the day of her death. A funny thing, that. Howard never left Anna's side ... except for that afternoon.

I could go on and on cataloging all those curious little incidents and episodes leading up to Daniel and Anna's deaths, but the point is this: Howard K. Stern was present. Howard K. Stern was involved up to his eyeballs in a lot of shady shit with money and prescription drugs. He even kept Anna doped up when she was hugely pregnant and then filmed it, although whether it was for his own enjoyment or insurance against future rebellion is unknown. It's probably a little bit of both. Sick f***.