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OK, I've got a few problems with this scenario. First and foremost, Hulk Hogan is not an effective spokesperson for anything except birth control. As in, "I'm a good example of one of those people who really shouldn't breed." Yeah, I know that was harsh, but Hogan really doesn't know best. Neither of his children are going anywhere in life, especially the jackass with the leadfoot. Totally f**ked up his friend's life but still has the audacity to show up at car shows. Tool.

One only has to look at the parents of the jackass to understand how he could have turned out that way. "Mother" Linda just announced she's marrying her now-21-year-old boytoy after two whirlwind years of grossing everybody else the f**k out with their frankly disturbing PDA. Her children went to school with this cheap little rent-a-cock; her ex-husband talks about doing her like OJ did Nicole when he sees the boytoy driving his Escalade around town. And now he wants to sell you a little something to clean your hands. Coincidence? Perhaps not.

This picture of Rebecca Gayheart (and a small boy with a PSP) feeling up her husband is making the rounds. And I must say I love it.

If you don't know who Rebecca is I'll point you to the IMDB and say that she was the blind girl on "Nip/Tuck" and the crazy girl in "Urban Legend". That should clear everything up. Oh and her husband is that guy everyone thinks is hot from "Grey's Anatomy", Eric Dane. Back to the heart of the matter, Rebecca Gayheart is awesome. And ballsy, pardon the pun. It's not everyday you see the rich & famous getting all gropey in public. I mean, it's not everyday you see someone rich & famous & not 22 getting all gropey in public. She was also seen flouncing around topless on the same trip. My kinda girl!