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Meltdown in 3, 2 ...It's an important element to successful recovery -- in order to overcome an addiction, one needs to make a clean break from the past, stay away from the people and places they frequented while using. Going back to your old haunts, visiting your coke buddies, following the same routines you did when you were using will only lead you down that rocky road to relapse.

Lindsay bullshitted her way out of rehab, plain and simple. There's no way a girl that screwed up could be "healed" so quickly. The kind of problems Lindsay has took years to develop; common sense tells you it won't be a quick fix. So what if she's going to outpatient treatment four times a week and getting tested at least once a week? This bitch has been thumbing her nose at the law all along, and isn't about to change her ways now. Why should she? She's gotten away with it this long, and she's got a large retinue of skels and sponges who are already tempting her.

Shanae Grimes and Lucy HaleThe Scream 4 cameos are getting a little out of hand. I mean the fact that this film is being made is a little ridiculous to start and now everyone who has a role on a show on the CW or ABC Family gets to be in Scream. Besides having Adam Brody, Hayden Pannetiere and Emma Roberts as main cast members now Kristen Bell, Anna Paquin, Shanae Grimes and Lucy Punch are all doing cameos either as themselves or as young startlets (sortuv an homage to Ocean's 11). But actually this makes sense because the first Scream also starred Miss Neve Campbel l who was the star of teen drama Party of Five and then by Scream 2 Tori Spelling, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Rebecca Gayheart were there. The teen horror drama is all about taking teen TV stars and making them think they may have a chance at a film career but as Sarah Michelle Gellar can tell you, it probably won't work out. Hayden and Emma filming Scream 4

I've got a cramp in my ...Man, this girl is like a bad rash the way she's all over the people she works with. Talk about oversexed. Usually I'd say her parents should do something about her inappropriately forward (read:slutty beyond her years) behavior, but she's supporting them so they won't say boo. She can run around with all her underage lady parts hanging out. She can move her boyfriends in and out at will, and go on romantic vacations with them - unsupervised, of course. 'Cause she's just bein' Miley and all.

E! Online just released this shot of Miley apparently thrusting her statutory growler at the co-star of her upcoming megahit (not), LOL, some dude named Adam Sevani. Adam doesn't look terribly receptive to Miley's advances, does he? Matter of fact, I'd say dude looks paralyzed. If he hits it he could go to jail; if he doesn't he could lose his job. I mean, c'mon. That doesn't look like the body language of a girl who's used to hearing no.

Not pretty in pinkReally. What was this bitch thinking? I swear, if I see one more picture of her getting her nails done or out shopping while a bunch of other people take care of the children she speed-spawned ... I still can't believe the doctor(s) who allowed her to inseminate herself 14 TIMES aren't in freakin' jail. This nutball thought she could create her own sideshow, complete with free goodies, nannies and of course plenty of attention, only now no one's buying, and she's up the proverbial creek without a paddle. Or a boat, for that matter. Dopey broad.

NEVER FORGET: Or be doomed to repeatYeah, but would they let her not only leave the state, but cross the country, the day she's released? They can't discharge her without some kind of outpatient plan in place either - even convicted felons have halfway houses and work release to help them adjust to life in the real world. And I'm sure she'll still have probation to deal with, so hopefully she can keep her nose clean, at least until that's over. But could the disaster that Lindsay has become over the last three years really be fixed that quickly? Do they really expect us to believe that Lindsay is not the addict alcoholic thieving conniving piece of shit we all watched her become, but is instead the victim of a misdiagnosis of ADHD, that it was the Adderall that made her like that and not the people, places and things she was doing?